theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying
Glee Season 1 meets Glee Season 3
Rachel season 1: Wait what you're saying is Quinn and I are like best friends? She does whatever I say?
Rachel season 3: Yeah and You Got Finn!
Rachel season 1: Well that's cool. So am I on Broadway yet?
Rachel season 3: You got Finn!
Rachel season 1: B-But what about Broadw-
Rachel season 3: YOU GOT FINN.
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Mike season 1: I can't sing.
Mike season 3: Yeah you can.
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Brittany season 1: UNICORNS, RAINBOWS AND DUCKS!
Brittany season 3: UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, CATS...and santana is my bitch
Brittany season 1: What?
Brittany season 3: I'm a genius.
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Artie season 1: Hold on bro are you telling me I get dumped 3 times?
Artie season 3: No man 4, it's ok we still got mad swag.
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Quinn season 1: Rachel Berry stole my boyfriend, she's such a bitch.
Quinn season 3: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT RACHEL BERRY LIKE THAT! Finn doesn't even clean his balls! Rachel cares about us! and she's pretty and-
Quinn season 1: Woah sorry to press your lemon or whatever, my hormones are acting up, i'm pregnant.
Quinn season 3: HA! That's just the beginning of your problems.
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Never aging Blaine: ALL OF YOUR SOLOS WILL BE MINE!!
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Kurt season 1: Gay gay gay gay gay gay
Kurt season 3: Gay gay gay Blaine gay gay gay Kurofsky's gay gay gay
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Puck season 1: Fuck this school! Glee is for losers!
Puck season 3: I want to graduate! I love my little baby Beth and my friends in glee are the best.
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Finn season 1: I'm actually going to pass senior year?
Finn season 3: Yeah! I've waited so long to become an actor!
Finn season 1: Umm....
Finn season 3: Pool cleaner?
Finn season 1: Did I get recruited for football?
Finn season 3: I wanted to do that?
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Tina season 1: How do I have more solos than you?
Tina season 3:
Tina season 1: Hello?
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Santana season 1: What happened to you? Your friends with the dwarf? Why are you so nice to these losers?
Santana season 3: They are my bestfriends OK and yeah Berry is cool.
Santana season 1: An- And you're in love with Brittany? I mean we've....but I
Santana season 3: Oh please you love her more than anyone in this whole town. She's a genius, beautiful, the most caring person i've ever known. She is the unic- (-CRRAAACKKK-) Sorry I gotta go!
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Mercedes season 1: Tots Tots Tots. -ending note of song- YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Mercedes season 3: We will never have a storyline that doesn't revolve around me being a diva.
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Matt season 1:
Sam season 3: WOW I'VE CHANGED!!
me: *quoting starkid*
my mom: if you can quote that musical after one viewing, you should be able to do the same with school.
me: well yeah, if I had the guys of starkid singing me my geometry notes in spandex I'd quote those too.
Kurt thought Blaine dressed like a gorilla for him and wasn’t even phased and Blaine wasn’t phased by the fact Kurt was talking through a stuffed animal and this is all very weird
English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What
