struckbytextposts

methroid:

i wish i was a cat because i could be fat and everyone would love me even more and also no school

HOW I WOULD DO IN THE HUNGER GAMES
Announcer: 5, 4, 3—
Me on the platform: *trips*
*BOOM*

vampiremarshall:

why cant people appreciate how much effort i put in to not becoming a serial killer